KATY PERRY CRIES!
Scarface – Shitface(d)
Scarface is an overglorified piece of gangster garbage“
You heard it hear first folks. Never before has one dared take on Brian De Palma’s ‘masterpiece’ with such distaste and admonishment. What’s that? You can’t believe the cult aficionados haven’t hunted me down and hung me from a helicopter yet? Well, believe it baby.
But maybe a story first. This is how I would have preferred Shitface to play out.
“I need to know,” Tony began “what you put in this drink?”
It was clear by now that Mr Tony Montana was tripping serious balls. Never before had anyone sampled hallucinogenic gin and Mr Tony felt like a giddy school boy let out to play early. It hadn’t take long for the toxic liquid to take effect, a matter of minutes in fact, and while his drug overlord pals puffed on their cubans in…
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